me checking twitter at 4am

If your Mum is alive, may she have a long life to witness your success.

the BEST feeling

Checked my account balance and it’s just May 5th lmaooooo

Suya man in my area died. We lost a pillar of the community 💔

Your mama wake you for night make you go piss,you rush enter whatsapp post “still up for the bag”😭

May we not come across unfortunate people today.

Shebi na who get good hairline dey fight with barber, abi??

There are people with Old Money

There are people with New Money

Then,there is me with No money

When I enter a keke or cab and I see school children,I pay for their transport fare

We are making a lot of money this week!

if you use it during pen fights you’ll never win😭

Facts about this pen back then?😂

Account balance : 0%
Composure : 100%

Whats that one bad experience you had with alcohol that made you swear you'll never drink again?

Today shall be fruitful for us🙏

Most relationships don't work because people think it's totally fine to ignore their partner when they are mad instead of communicating

some of you don’t even have anybody to call when you’re down