Daughter: Grrrrr the ipad is dead.

Me: Well, what is the solution?

Daughter: Not doing my homework.

At around 35 a farmer picks out a favorite coat and wears it out till the day he dies.

Me: What country would you visit for their food?

Daughter: France!

Me: What foods do you like from France?

Daughter: French Fries and French Toast!

Crisps are better than pies and it’s not even close.

If they delete Tik Tok I’m not gonna know to to crack open a wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano.

The State of The Union is now only streamed on Peacock, has double the commercials and comes with a surcharge of $49.99.

Picking out my next tractor by what European Farmers are using to spray poop on government buildings.

Be totally cool if we were droned by low emission drones….

Just watched two guys eat breakfast for an hour and not say a word till they fist bumped and said “see ya round.”

Being long grain feels like the guy who just found out they sold call options to Nancy Pelosi.

This year’s Commodity Classic is sponsored by Kenworth. Haul your grain to the elevator today, so you don’t have to tomorrow.

Google: AI will run the world.

Also Google: AI hates white people.

Officially made it over to the West Coast to meet one of my favorite dairymen & life coaches Faber 💫

Lets do this!

THE MARKET DOESN’T CARE WHAT YOUR COST OF PRODUCTION IS!!

You can’t say Partial Streaker and not show it….

Usher, roller skates, if 15 girls reject my request for a date Im back in High School.

Cashed
Travis Kelce assaulting Andy Reid
➕100,000

Joe Biden’s State of the Union address this year will be in Spanish.

I don’t like cats. My wife and three daughters love cats. Since I am the leader in this house, we are officially a cat household.

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