some of you owe me an apology

thank fuck. i knew the vaccine would be worth it

Not to exaggerate but this would be the scariest fucking thing imaginable.

I can think of at least seven

happy international women's day

me thinking how I went from $800 to $23 dollars

Social contract in the U.K. is broken, the small things are starting to add up.

No-one uses indicators at all, zebra crossings people don’t stop. People don’t wait for others to get off the train first before getting on. We’re gradually getting nastier to each other lmao.

never deleting this app

Awful, she should have had surgery in hospital with a doctor.

If this was in the UK, nobody would be helping him and instead he’d get rolled down Bigg Market and get called Flower the rest of his life

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Worst superhero ever

juju 💰 Volume warning is worse

Let me go deaf in peace

most annoying apple feature

americans are so serious man, why is nobody fucking creasing there’s a man stuck in a vase for fuck sakes

🗣️ Edson Alvarez - “It was the 95th minute and I just saw Jarrod running with the ball, and I just ran... I felt a little cramp in my hamstring, but I didn’t care, I just ran.”

El machín 🇲🇽⚒️

We nearly lost Ollie to aliens again today

*me trying to look good in pictures *

my eyes:

Ellie Goulding 2013

its crazy how if they took this shit today not a single soul would care