THE SHOT AT THE X-MEN MOVIE!!! What a way to fix that BULLSHIT!!! X-MEN RUN TINGS!!! Let’s GOOOOOOOOOO #Xmen97

For anyone that doesn’t believe money is important let’s crunch some numbers…

This is the CHEAPEST 2 bed house on rightmove within 10 miles of Manchester.

So let’s do this for a new family:

- Rent £750
- Council tax £115
- Gas/electric £200
- Water £30
- Food £500
- Internet…

Have to say Private Eye Magazine is absolutely on fire this week. 👏👏👏

Ticketmaster be like:

Concert ticket: $50
Venue fee: $26.10
Access fee: $14.28
Paperless transaction fee: $7.23
Convenience fee: $17.24
Fee fee: 6.23
Fee Fi Fo Fum fee: $9.23
Because we can fee: $8.12
Another dollar won’t hurt fee: $1

Politicians bang on about protests holding up ambulances, but they’re doing it every day just driving about London

Mfs say colour grading when all they’re doing is this

ENDING THE SEASON IN STYLE! 🙌

🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC

AC ON FIRE! 🔥

Andy Cannon picked up the ball inside the penalty area and thrashed his shot past Hinchcliffe.

88’ | Wrexham AFC 2-1 Stockport County

🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC

In a sign of how febrile the atmosphere in Westminster is just now, there have been wild rumours flying around today that Rishi Sunak is planning to finally call an election on Monday. Read on 👇🏼
theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

Angel Kemp Right now, keep tagging LBC and asking where she is and demanding her reinstatement and signing and sharing this petition. change.org/p/reinstate-sa…

Incredible. Conservative London mayoral candidate Susan Hall now tells LBC she's backed universal free school meals for primary school children all along 'and that can be documented'.

Here she is just earlier this month calling them 'wrong' and twice saying she'd scrap them

This morning Ben Houchen said the controversial share transfer which saw 90% of Teesworks Ltd handed over to two property developers was 'the best thing for Teesside.'

yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/politics/…

Wow this blew up 😅 So that was one of my earliest and worst Hollywood gigs ever. Ten years later I’m working in the writers room in my favorite gig ever. Check out Dead Boy Detectives on Netflix. It drops TODAY!!

Very pleased to say that, following our challenge, Rishi Sunak has been ordered to disclose his dealings, including on text and WhatsApp, with his former hedge fund Theleme over its lucrative investment in Moderna. goodlaw.social/jazv

Uhhhhhh.

Donald Trump got 786,485 votes.

Joe Biden got 920,274 votes.

In Pennsylvania.

LAST NIGHT. 🤦‍♀️

Greater Manchester Police chief Stephen Watson, who unexpectedly reopened the investigation into Angela Rayner’s addresses, spoke at the last Tory conference.

The appearance raised questions about his political impartiality, as since the event he's garnered Tory support for…

No.

It’s Carling just superbly marketed. Stick a geezer on the logo that look like Tyson Fury and sell it as a trendy Spain lager….

….brewed in Burton.

Back Stabbath

The brass neck of this Govt trying to duck responsibility for breaking 5-year old promise to ban no fault evictions as they cave in to landlord lobbying. Michael Gove renters in #Brighton & across the country want & need you to keep your promises #RentersReformBill

Today, an independent tribunal of the Medical Practitioners Tribunal Service has suspended Dr Sarah Benn’s registration for a period of five months.

Dr Benn was referred to a tribunal because in 2022, she breached several court orders, which amounted to contempt of court, and as…