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B Cole

@dontbeshifty

Sleepin' with one eye open....

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calendar_today20-09-2011 18:15:16

245 Tweets

228 Followers

1,8K Following

Chipotle(@ChipotleTweets) 's Twitter Profile Photo

B Cole You can select 'something else' if the option doesnt apply. Once you submit the form it goes to our customer care team who will reach out directly. -Ty

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B Cole(@dontbeshifty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So glad Isaac cannot provide me with a receipt for an order I had delivered for work a few days ago. He hastily rushed me to corporate. app is so jacked. Chipotle please get me my receipt. I’m sick of your rude employees!

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Tim Rogers(@timmytyper) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Justice Ginsburg, as many have pointed out, did a lot for women. But if you’re a man and if your brother has a sister, where do they bury the survivors?

It’s a trick question! You’re an only child!

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Kathy Griffin(@kathygriffin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hey, it’s father of the year. This fool’s son is Jacob Wohl. The idiot who tried to frame Pete Buttigieg by soliciting young men to falsely accuse mayor Pete of sexual assault. The Daily Beast wrote about it. So, go fuck yourself Davey. Really, go fuck yourselve right now, bitch

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John Cusack(@johncusack) 's Twitter Profile Photo

She should be in fucking prison along with anyone else involved in these crimes masquerading as policy
RT David Cicilline: Secretary Nielsen needs to resign. She has the power to stop this cruel policy. She lied about it consistently over the past few days.

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B Cole(@dontbeshifty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Oscar-nominated Roma and Cold War both win top awards at Spain's Goya Awards twitter.com/i/events/10918…

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Chris Murphy 🟧(@ChrisMurphyCT) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is SO confusing.

The wall's already built?

Or do you still need $5B for the wall?

Is Mexico still paying for it?

Oh, so they'll pay LATER, you say?

But you're building it anyway, even if you don't get $5B?

So wait...why is the government shut down?

dammit!

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Steven Beschloss(@StevenBeschloss) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Since he proclaimed his chief goal was to make Obama a one-term president, to denying Merrick Garland his hearing for an entire year, to enabling the worst of Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell has displayed his poisonous devotion to power & partisanship over the good of our country.

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B Cole(@dontbeshifty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ellen DeGeneres Begs Kevin Hart To Host The Oscars, Faces Fiery Backlash. ⁦☛ant™⁩ wtf huffingtonpost.com/entry/kevin-ha…

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Ben Kweller(@benkweller) 's Twitter Profile Photo

2019 is here and my 5yr hiatus is over. I’m starting everything back up and I can’t wait to see you out on the road! January is band rehearsal month with my pals Little Dan ❤️ Memecoin, Spanky, and Matter Mistery. We are learning my entire catalog.

2019 is here and my 5yr hiatus is over. I’m starting everything back up and I can’t wait to see you out on the road! January is band rehearsal month with my pals @littledanmusic, Spanky, and Matter Mistery. We are learning my entire catalog.
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Greg Sarafan™(@GSarafan) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is why you dont mess around while in a court room. You never want to be dressed down by a judge like this. 93 days for contempt.

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B Cole(@dontbeshifty) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Fuck you Uber Support @uber. Promoting hate through the actions of your driver. Cafe Brazil you partner with an organization that does not call out hate and bigotry in its customers experience.

Fuck you @Uber_Support @uber. Promoting hate through the actions of your driver. @Cafe_Brazil_DFW you partner with an organization that does not call out hate and bigotry in its customers experience. #nohate #joemygod #dallasgay #boycottuber
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Kyle Griffin(@kylegriffin1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Confirmed SCOTUS justices
Scalia 98-0
Kennedy 97-0
Souter 90-9
Thomas 52-48
Ginsburg 96-3
Breyer 87-9
Roberts 78-22
Alito 58-42
Sotomayor 68-31
Kagan 63-37
Gorsuch 54-45
Kavanaugh 50-48

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Dallas Morning News(@dallasnews) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Watch live: Senate poised to confirm Brett Kavanaugh as dozens of protesters storm steps of Supreme Court buff.ly/2OJ7FnI

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