Life shit. Temporary hiatus. You know the drill.

Hey guys, I think they lied when they said it was gonna be okay

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Turn down the lights, turn down the bed
Turn down these voices inside my head
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giving a compliment without it being an insult to whatever the opposite is is an art form

for example: i like your body vs. i like that you’re not just some skinny bitch

it’s not the compliment you think it is

I don't want much, I just want to relax a little instead of constantly fighting through it or recovering

Fuck it…let’s get high and go to the zoo.

I'm 40 and never been to Costco

Someone should take me out to lunch.

I'm not obtuse.

Nobody explains anything properly.

No, I don’t want to do today thank you very much.

Hello Monday ..be kind to this tired soul

Good morning to everyone except Lupus.

My body needs those hands

Hands down, witch hazel is the most occult of all topical astringents.

you taste good enough to keep forever

I can't decide if I'm addicted to the fall or the crash.

Sure, procrastination means you use 60 minutes to try and do 12 hours of work -- but on the upside it teaches you how to do 12 hours or work in 60 minutes.

therapist: you seem manic

me: well it is monday

I am a morning person until the dog starts barking at 5:34 am or my alarm goes off at 6:15 am or someone attempts to make small talk before 9 am or I have a meeting before 11 am

S A U S A G E L I N K S I N BIO would be better.