If there’s anything I’ve learned this week, it’s that going to a “very good school” doesn’t stop you from being very stupid.

BREAKING: Stocks rally on news of disappointing job growth.

Apple now has more than $100 billion in cash on hand. That’s enough to buy one Five Guys cheeseburger.

“Babe, cancel our weekend plans. We’re going to the $350,000 Pi Kappa Phi rager!”

Most of you don’t need the Fed to cut interest rates. You need to cut saturated fats from your diet.

My Kid: Can I go to an Ivy League school?

Me: No.

Can’t wait to tell my wife I lost the house playing Mortal Kombat.

Discussing money with friends isn’t about sharing how much you make or have saved up. It’s about sharing what you do and how you feel.

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I got 99 problems and basically all of them can be solved by the Fed cutting interest rates.

It’s the year 2045. Everyone still calls this app Twitter.

Running a business and raising kids is mind numbingly stressful. There are never enough hours in the day and everything feels overwhelming. But seeing our girls have fun and love each other unconditionally makes it all seem worth it. I try to remember that.

They say making your first $100,000 is the hardest.

Just wait untill they find out how losing your first $100,000 feels.

Me destroying the family computer with Limewire…

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but taxing unrealized capital gains is dumb.

My family wanted to see where I lost all our money.

Meta downgraded back to Facebook.

It’s take your child to work day. I’m very excited to show my daughter where I go to cry.

The Invisible Costs series returns! This month, we shine a light on travel and some of the hidden expenses that come with taking a trip. $25 cans of sunblock anyone?!

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BREAKING: Tesla stock surges on worse than expected earnings.

I finally invested in some gold.