Hey Twitter!

I’m only 91,300 people away from 100k! It’s my birthday next week for the 6th time this year and it would really mean a lot if you could gather up the population of a small US county to listen to my nonsense. Also RTs are not endorsements wtf that means.

A day in the life of a new puppy 💛🤭

IG | goldies_world

ON DAVID PECKER AND THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER AND ALL THAT

Trump is being attacked by whores and liars in a kangaroo court.

Who is the first guitarist that comes to mind when you see this guitar?

Another BS video!

No one is wearing Tacky MAGA Garb!!

If you're dumb enough to believe there weren't any Fox, Newsmax or OAN camera crews filming people being turned away, you are definitely an idiot.

What does Trump’s hair smell like?

What do we call this look?

#TrumpTrial #TrumpSmellsLikeAss

Yawza! If you want that real down to Earth MotorCity FunkTown Rythm&Blues Mogo Groove - come and see us in Texas this month. ShitKicker SpeakEzy’s!

The Post OG
TIX: etix.com/ticket/p/63083…

Meet Ted Backstage with the DangerZone Experience :

tour.tednugent.com

And she would know..🤣

Melania Trump is the classiest first lady in American history

Am I right ?

jœ ßiden hits the campaign trail today. 😏

Trump has been begging his supporters to show their support outside the NY courthouse: “Go out and peacefully protest. Rally behind MAGA”, he said.

Only five people showed up. SAD!

If I told you I was going to take a morning Trump…

Would you think it was a shit or a nap?

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY! 🥳

How many of you will say…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOLD LIB ANGELA

in the replies?

My IQ just dropped 20 points🤦‍♂️

What He Said!