you see? nobody listens. i warned every one college campuses were toxic after i was called Gay & got expelled for drinking a beer too slowly

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i am like baseball in the fact that my foul balls are always causing fist fights

Oh being from reddit is bad? Well explain this (Instantly shows you the sum of all human knoweledge causing you to freak the fuck out) Yeah

the trolls love scrolling thru the 'hidden replies' on my posts to see my exwife begging me to get all my pinball machines out of her garage

storage wars is a parody of star wars. disrespectful to lucas and supremely unfunny .

ozempic obliterated my balls . i have 0 balls

'Thanks to my posts, over 1000 hostages are now safe and secure in their homes. May I ask how many hostages your posts have freed?' - DRIL

cybertruck septic tank fell off, got stuck in wheel, caused me to flip & scatter turds/willy wonka funko pops allover the highway killing me

cyber truck has 'beg for mercy' feature enabled but that did not stop varsity star quarterback from wiping 'JIZZ' on my $30k optional bumper

a couple days ago a group of jocks picked up & tossed my cyber truck into the woods behind the parking lot & im still pissed off to this day

@forestemple14k i hate life

travis bickle gamer: yeah i saw the nintendo direct. nintendo directly up my ass . fuck earth
me: thank you travis bickle gamer

the you tube comment this is based on is possibly my number one favorite all time post

seems funny to invest $100 billion in AI when me and the boys would gladly smash a couple six packs and write shit like this for free

if that mother fucker mr bean comes in here & starts doing bits therw will be a fuckin problem and im thinking were gonna do an ass kicking.

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you encounter a fiend in the wild.. he says 'Traveler, if a liar I be, you get $100 for free. But if the truth I do say, I will kill you today.': The Game

any girls want to come over and celebrate the Pentecost? i just installed a maypole in my 300sq ft studio aparment. It was easy

操 eric cartman到底有没有放火烧嬉皮士 难道我被骗了

some of us remember a time when snakes didnt get trapped in the ceiling and take big shits