BALLS.. DRY BALLS...CRACKER DRY..CALL THE BALL HYDRATION TEAM IMMEDIATELY!!..SOMEONE CALL THE BALL BOYS...THIS IS A CODE BALL CRISIS...COME IN BALL BOYS..WE NEED WET BALLS ASAP!!!

you should never talk to cops because they have tiny weenie penises and they get mad when you point it out

first feminists came for our short kings and I did not speak out for I was not a short king, then they came to my house and beat me up with hammers

feeling very nonbinary about my penis

I am fluent in the following languages:
1. Japanese
2. Urdu
3. Bengali

i love it when i get to a certain point in my life which i take a shit and it's like 'Wow. That fuckin was a good shit'

i was 'cucked' by a group of startled homeless people at a local park. now i am 'employed' by a corrupt campaign of rich individuals. what am i gonna do with my life

last night i had a really weird dream. Garfield was sitting on the toilet and all the girls were all laughing at him and he was crying and crying all day. and when i woke up from my nightmare i looked like shit and my face was purple

Lyrics from Taylor Swifts new album: 'Baby, I'm horny, let's commit war crimes in the Hague. The UN will never know.'

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(CNN) - The Supreme Court rules Twink Pregnancy is legal in the united states of America. The decision will be announced soon

her penis was so big it just kept going and going like one of those wind up toys you drop down the stairs

so cool that my dick is translucent so i can see straight thru it while i am sitting on the toilet

Using a lightsaber to slice the head off of an enchanted corspe is banned

In 'High Plains Drifter' (1972) Clint Eastwood plays a moustache'd cowboy who beats the shit out of everyone for 90 minutes.

My wedding had a mosh pit where we all went apeshit slamming into each other and chanting 'MAKE THE FLOWERS CRY'. Afterward, me and the wife performed a ritualistic circumcision on the wedding cake.

here’s to another 34 years of war crimes

did you know clownfish can transition their gender to meet the needs of their school. i just woke up and i'm feeling very bisexual and i don't know what to do about it

Suicide isn't the answer. The answer is in the form of drugs

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