I’m on the wonderful Minnie Driver’s podcast talking about anger, polyps & Jesus. Available wherever you get your podcasts. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/rob…

Calling all Angelenos! Come and see this GEM of a movie this Saturday night . Stay and ask me questions afterwards! #rhysdarby and Julian Dennison star and you can get tix here: 90.formovietickets.com:2235/T.ASP?WCI=bt&P…

Can you believe Jared Kushner didn’t fix all this?

Elon Musk is like a Scooby Doo villain who dresses up as a ghost to scare everyone away from the theme park but forgets that his business is theme parks

Can someone send me a code for Bluesky?
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I like that the three working theories for why Twitter broke are:

1.) Twitter is DDoSing itself because Elon is an idiot.

2.) Twitter is losing servers after the company ignored bills because Elon is an idiot.

3.) Twitter hopes to force people to pay because Elon is an idiot.

Imagine spending $44 billion to pilot the Hindenburg. Defies belief really.

A lot of people are clearly worried about this latest announcement from Elon Musk, and how it will impact their Twitter experience. Well, allow me to explain in this handy thread. 1/601

#Love + #Hate instagram.com/p/CuKEYxoO09G/…

#AlanArkin I’ll never forget the scene we shot for Grosse Pointe Blank but never used. You were not only the greatest, but the kindest. Rest in peace, rise in glory 🤍 #

will i understand oppenheimer if i haven’t seen barbie first

#book comes out in paperback next week! To celebrate I will be giving you several versions of “Is it on…?” And: “I don’t think it’s working” on #instagram live this Saturday June 17th. I will then read the new story I wrote… 6pm GMT/10am PST/1pmEST #managingexpectations

Rest in peace, rise in glory . 🤍 #TinaTurner

Ron DeSantis learning what happens when you launch things with Elon Musk

Well, here we go again…

One parent could get my poetry banned from classrooms. And yet one country can't ban assault rifles from massacring them.

OWNING MAHOWNY: It's probably the best film I've seen about gambling addiction. No glamour just the harsh reality of a purist gambler. Hoffman plays the role with nuanced perfection, giving us a fascinating character study of a complex man who lives to lose and forgets to live.

Sweet frog, in France. Le lol. 🇫🇷🐸

Post the actor in two roles that show their range. #range

Nuns + guns #SundayFunday