“Serial killer Josh Hartnett takes his daughter to a concert but it’s a sting operation to catch him” is such a sick premise. No one’s doing it like Shyamalan.

The real ideal male living space is the apartment from Big Daddy

80% of the movie is just gonna be this

Millionaire Eamon Ryan:

Makes briquettes €10.

Reduces electric car and solar grants.

Flys to China, Dubai and Brazil in business class.

Has a private driver in a high powered Audi.

Charges us 15c extra on cans in our workplace but not in his.

Yes, I'll hate them thank you

Rewatching Breaking Bad. It’s all still great except for that bit with the dubstep and the shit sports cars. That’s aged like milk.

the day the public grows tired of her is closer than we think

Having this font in your phone should put you on a list

no fucking way. this is really bad. like 'should be a crime' bad.

guys stop using ad blockers
*makes ads longer*
buy youtube premium! it’s so worth it!
*puts 3 ads in a row*
why are people using ad blockers?
*makes ads unskipable*

I'm not sure the makers of this myth/fact poster understand what a black market is

the macros on a mcdouble are honestly shocking

a mcdouble and a can of diet coke sounds like such an unhealthy lunch, but, objectively….

We are all in agreement that these look like pads, right?

Hope he doesn't stop the trial to get a feckin chicken fillet roll 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 spicebag

Imagine the insurance underwriter that sold flood insurance to a city in the middle of the desert thinking it was the easiest money in the world seeing this in his inbox this morning

there is a 94 year old who makes tik toks about dating as a widow in her 90s, and she goes, 'last year this guy ghosted me (guy became a ghost)' ...

I will NEVER understand this type of television set up.

Thought this was a Dignitas ad for a minute

This is the stupidest objection anyone will ever make, but he just doesn’t look cold enough. There isn’t a single picture of Dylan up to about 1967 where he doesn’t look absolutely freezing.

Hi Cadbury UK, hear me out

Tripledecker