Them: What’s your love language?

Me: Aaron Sorkin dialogue.

I’ve heard the rebuttal “that’s too tactical” enough at this point to remind everyone that your gorgeous strategy will remain a doc if you never define tactics.

You need both.

How is this not obvious.

It’s incredible to me how the universe brings us the right people at the right time. I’m so very lucky. ❤️

Nobody:

My brain: “‘Till death do us part’ used to be a much shorter commitment.”

Them: “Listen with empathy.”

Me: “Are you quoting AWS management training to me right now?!”

Them: “Yea, sorry.”

There are people who pull into parking spaces. There are people who back into parking spaces.

And one of those groups is clearly superior.

God bless Navy Federal Credit Union. Best bank, hands down.

This special was genius. And a gift.

Remind me to never drop an Amazon return off at Whole Foods ever again.

Y’all grew up in safer areas than I did. 😂

“This is a personal decision” is the apparently the corporate version of “I’m going to spend more time with my family.”

The number of times I have walked outside in blue light glasses thinking they’re sunglasses and wondering why it’s so bright.

Stop 👏 shipping 👏 GenAI 👏 chatbots.

There are *so many* potential and useful applications of AI.

We’re being flooded with nearly identical tools.

Y’all are brilliant. Get creative.

2024: everyone has existential dread

Can any party run a good candidate? Like anywhere? Are we out of candidates. I’d take a mid candidate at this point.

Apparently in reviewing Rachel’s wine selections, Grumble Bundle was concerned that Irene wouldn’t approve of the quality but that I would be fine. 😂💀

Listen, bodega wine has its place, James.