Advacado: best washed down with covfefe.

I’m breaking my silence: how are you supposed to wash a sieve

iPhone now has a million Apps and still no lighter.

Eid Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
#eidmubarak

Daily Mail in 'lying and hypocrisy' shocker.

Duck

Queen performing at Live Aid 🇬🇧 Positive Force (Funk 1980) People Get On Up youtube.com/watch?v=rWLVUL…🎶🎵🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵

Map showing the actual distance between two points and how it looks using the mercator projection

FFS who did this? 😂

Journalistic standards continue to ride low at what was once a decent newspaper. The Independent think travelling by boat (or bathtub) from South West England to Scotland involves crossing an ocean crossing. What?

independent.co.uk/tv/news/rnli-j…

A wee thread. On why I'm an ally.

When I was 19, my best friend at work was called Christopher. He was 21. He spent a lot of time looking at my boobs, which were pretty epic, but not in a leery way.

So I asked him why. And he finally felt safe enough to say /🧵

Happy THREADS day everyone

I don’t want tax cuts. I want the ambulance to arrive. I want good schools, public transport and town centres. I want investment in jobs, education and people. An extra tenner a week is no good to me when society is falling to bits.

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be in the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

Someone asked how much do you trust physics?
Me:

'True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.'

- Socrates

'A sign of intelligence is an awareness of one's own ignorance.'

- Niccolo Machiavelli

Gonna tell my kids this was Mumford & Sons

A million percent. The UK 2024.