hi, twitter. my name is marinda & this is my new account. i'm a sr. production editor Penguin Teen & a freelance copyeditor & proofreader, mostly of fiction. i am here for publishing news & tea. i plan to be here less than before. i've missed all my book people!! where are y'all!

Lilith has never been invited to, let alone attended a 'raucous' NYC party; but tells herself she would rather be home anyway perusing the new New Yorker/ New York Review of Books, plus Lilith does not drink & loud laughter unnerves her.

An Israeli cop just brutally murdered a US government employee while he was attempting to rescue an injured person.

Biden promised that 'If you harm an American, we will respond,' yet his embassy won't even acknowledge who killed him:

We’re funding war abroad with our lack of public goods at home. Every Uber instead of an ambulance, every student loan, every sheriff evicting a family, the flights that should be high speed rail—austerity so we can send bombs. When we should be fighting the climate crisis.

UNREPENTANT

local fucking idiot chases skunk at 6:30 am, deals with consequences for first time in life

Our tax dollars

spilt chili all over my new shirt like I’m a damn cartoon character

lol - getting pizza slice and the guy in front of me (trying to banter with the cashier) is like “you made mine with extra love right” and the cashier very solemnly and Eastern European accentedly said “it’s made with normal amount pepperoni”

This is so insane to me. Why would you come on here if you don’t have things to tweet. I’m only on here because there’s stuff I gotta get out because there’s something wrong with me…something much worse going on with whoever uses this

I would say cute pants. what underwear do you wear with them

that was my water…no no help yourself

If I have to live with them they are going to learn manners

*bene gesserit voice* THAT’S MY OPINION

Here is the preorder link! I am going to wear you down with hype and good news about this book eventually! Free yourself!
bookshop.org/p/books/the-fu…

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