carbon footprint is minimized by killing the patient

Until I receive the one specific email I am waiting for it's actually quite rude for anyone else to email me, thanks for understanding.

Commemorating the day I found out what a T32 is.

Sometimes I think the inhaler-makers are God-tier trolls because there is a particularly unhinged combination product that keeps spamming me and at this point I want to learn more simply to understand what the alleged use case is.

PSA: one area where ChatGPT (including the 4o model) is dangerously wrong is calculating bootstrapped SEs. It just constantly makes mistakes around resampling with replacement and is totally jumbled on SE vs. SD (thus accurately reflecting the text it was trained on)

Well well well, if it isn't a function in base R that does exactly what I was trying to code...

me in undergrad: omg journal articles are so long i am falling asleep trying to read one

me now: [pacing my apartment, turning red, slamming the table] this paper does not provide even the BASIC DETAILS necessary to understand what analysis was actually performed

Joining an elite club today with the six other people who have ever tweeted this joke.