Well you’ve won. Enjoy the money. I hope it makes you happy. Dear Lord, what a sad little life.

Are they unaware 9-10pm Traitors is pencilled in for the discourse.

Coffey gone cold

Waking up in my 30s

Hugely proud of this!

Hi London North Eastern Railway on your website your advising against travel for tomorrow night, does that mean I can change it to tonight without a charge?

They have been talking about the Leeds tram for as long as I’ve been alive.

Come on say something believable

Would love to see a political speech where the wife says that they are a broadly fine friend.

The new National album is completely perfect, and has also put me in a heartbroken state at 11am on a Monday. Sad girl autumn is a go.

Before you start posting things possibly trying to defend Russell Brand, please remember 1 in 4 women are raped or sexually assaulted, and there's a likelihood that someone on your timeline will be affected by you taking the wrong side. Believe women. #Dispatches

Karen O:

oh please do this now more than ever I deserve a tody leadership race

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

I love this.

The absolute best.

One eccentric billionaire at a time please

Oh Leeds.

Peak crossgates.

I did it

Got confused between the two live tweeting events tonight and briefly thought John Stones was appearing in #Eurovision2023