*joker voice* I am going to become the president of Columbia University

Drinking a $12 glass of juice and if this doesn’t cure me from my illness I don’t know what will (antibiotics?)

What Is That Supposed To Mean: 3 Times My Son Came Home From School With An Award For Being ‘Most Contemporaneous' clickhole.com/what-is-that-s…

Please take care of those brave kids. I’m crying from my stupid home in New Mexico. Please keep them safe

Columbia students, CUNY students, all the students protesting this war: you are heroes.

Anytime someone accuses a cause of decadence you can just dismiss it. It’s literally always bullshit

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The child acting on Little House on the Prairie is so good. Tearing watching this little girl with a stutter being forced to read a tongue twister by that cunty blonde with the curls

also, crucially, these are not what I would put in even the top THREE of cabaret's thematic concerns.

i have a sore throat and cough and feel like shit but at least i talk like kathleen turner. J has the same thing and he sounds like donald duck. looney tunes,,,,,call us

I saw some comments saying shit like 'we shouldn't be making memes or joking about serious issues during a revolution.' Lmao bruh joy and love and high spirits is how you win. Tf a bunch of absolutely miserable mfers gunna do. Balance, time and place

We are watching Encanto again, a….perfect film??

Me in 2020: I’m so tired of misogynist trolls

Also me in 2020: I think I’ll write a book about comedy!

mari ruti on winnicot: if symptoms are biological metaphors for the brute facts of illness, then even their cures must be narrative forms, the pill or injection or therapist as a new storyteller for your body

new yorker cartoon 2024: (woman on bed holding iPhone) 'and for my next trick, going to bed without doom scrolling'

new yorker cartoon 1934: (man at a party is crawling around on the ground, his wife is holds a martini and explains) 'he thinks he's bug'

my feeling is that not since Joel Grey has anyone had a take on the Emcee that was actually someone who was an entertainer or a host at a club. everyone seems to always go “concept” first, entertainer second