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@elizalovesyou

Drag Mixologist 🍸. Possible Lip Sync Assassin. Comics & shouty music. Horror & high strangeness. Fighting dragons with maths. Expert Cat herder.⚘🏳️‍🌈💀✏

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calendar_today20-03-2009 17:29:28

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Trying to explain that drag is a job I get paid for...

That other people rely on me being there & good.

That it's important.

Anyway tickets available come see me. outsavvy.com/event/19187/ki…

Trying to explain that drag is a job I get paid for... That other people rely on me being there & good. That it's important. Anyway tickets available come see me. outsavvy.com/event/19187/ki…
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Can an American please qualify Middle School age for me because that was under 13 for me...

I mean I was still rad, I just want to check x

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Honestly I can explain any weird art career better than any office job...

If I really like you I'll wave my hand & know the vague industry/area...

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My Mum is trying to do a jigsaw & watch an archaeology show, but I keep talking about which person they've dug up I'd most like to be haunted by.

Seriously though, all those people are getting haunted to fuck.

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The newest escape room I built for National Justice Museum just got a review... and it's pretty bloody good. (I'm particularly proud of this game, so if you're in Nottingham, you know what to do!) nottinghampost.com/news/nottingha…

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The Drag King erasure!!!

Anyway come to Kings of The Castle at Yard coffee in Norwich 21/4.

I'm doing sommat very silly & the only woman humiliated will be me xxx

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