Tongue Tied - Red Dwarf

To be honest, Jimmy Carr should’ve never released this joke in a stand-up special, when there’s a different delivery format it’s so clearly perfectly suited to.

I actually think it’s cool that indie musicians can’t get vinyl pressed in a reasonable timeframe because one billionaire wants to produce ten thousand variants of her ten thousandth victim pop album

like no offense but to be a taylor swift fan it seems like you have to be completely unaware of any music that came before to see her as a genius

'It's very weird being in a world without him' - Adrian Edmondson ❎ opens up about missing Rik Mayall and remembers the love and joy they shared. #BottomExposed , tonight at 9pm, only on GOLD.

lord take my suffering and give it to eric clapton...

Meeting actor Steve Pemberton and giving him a how to be a SAD Oompa Loompa tutorial. NAILED IT 😬🤣🤣🤣 😔👌🏻🤝🫶🏻 🧑🏽‍🎤 🧡 💜

#theartofoompaloompaism #oompaloompa #actor #stevepemberton #scottishoompaloompa #scottishoompaloompa girl #actor slife #carsandstars

Big talk for someone who got abolished by a lettuce.

Joe Wicks saying Autism/ADHD is caused by “eating junk food” is actually vile😅 imagine a PE teacher thinking he has significant education on neurological issues/neurodivergence - stick to doing your jumping jacks in the living room pal

Dolly I'm actually working 8-5, please help.

NEW PRINTS! Dropping soooooon!! 😙

Ron...🫣

sparks <3

sometimes i forget that the beatles were literally the biggest band in the world and not just some niche interest on twitter

Fave media ⭐️
Film: willy wonka (1971), bill & ted (1989)
TV: bottom, mighty boosh
Game: the sims 4, minecraft
Book: good omens
Music: beatles, sparks, bonzo dog band
Children’s TV: 2000s cbbc, rainbow, moomins
Characters: willy wonka, drop dead fred & howard moon lol

schools shouldn’t shove the idea of going to university after you’ve finished school or college down their students throats cause guess what university isn’t for EVERYONE there are other ways they can go into the world of work which may not require university

every musician deserves a poorly socialised teenager to be concerningly invested in their work 50 years later

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