When you make eye contact with a stranger on the street while you’re both mid-yawn… it’s like karmic? Like are our souls connected

Welcome to Sunday’s DODs (DUCKS OF THE DAY). On the left we have a debonair male wood duck and on the right we have a perspicacious female mallard named MALLORY

This was insane

Happy 420 I hope this reaches the right people

Group of older gentlemen next to me and one of them turns to the other and goes “Joe you’re gonna be 76 this year that means I gotta get you a chicken PAH-MUH-JAAAAWN”

HELLO?

New Taylor Swift album is so bad I feel like I’m being duped

Charlie Puth rn

One book as a pillow, the other as a sun shield. I am utterly AGOG

I have few purer pleasures than watching pigeons cross the street at a green light like fucking people oh my GOOOOOOOOOD I swear it just gets me every time. They’re so fucking funny

“Like I’m gonna go with the flow but when does the flow start” - something I just overheard now in Central Park

Old people really ate with the whole sitting outside under the sun on your walker idea

World War III trending under a clip of Lana Del Rey at Coachella… a haunting sign of our times

You guys really act like women turn into the crypt keeper after they turn 30 I swear to god lmfao

Donald Trump in 2017:

Me after soliciting a random stranger on the street’s sunglasses and looking at the solar eclipse for .5 seconds

That emergency alert was scarier than the fucking earthquake.

Apple Music down. Spotify up

This London weather in NYC…. ENOUGH

I thought this was Donald Trump

me opening the nyt connections today