When you play cards against humanity with a swiftie

RIP Emily Dickinson you would've loved to be part of The Tortured Poets Department.

Jason Kelce would be one hell of a 4th liner thinking about it.

everybody moved on, i stayed there

taylor swift has lost her mind if she thinks i’m going to pay $20 to rent a movie for 48 hours like actually what planet do you live on

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she’s a ten but her emotions rely on how well lando norris does on race weekends

The Supreme Court has been working so hard they deserve a vacation

the people who are pressed about taylor calling philly her hometown are just so obviously not from the pa/nj area

🚨🚨Sources close to Taylor and Joe confirmes the couple is still together and going strong according to me 🚨🚨

this is fucking disgusting, the fact that they look like adults show their immaturity. they seriously need to consider taylor’s feelings, not her sexuality.

Taylor Swift is unfortunately trying to initiate her fans into a cult group during her performance of ‘willow.’ She is using witchcraft to brainwash the minds of 70K people at a time. To avoid joining her cult, transfer your Eras tour tickets to my ticketmaster account.

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“women are so hard to please”

books?? personalized playlists??? handwritten love letters?? art gallery dates???? picnic dates??? kisses???? fluffy blankets??? late night walks??? watching the stars together?? annotated books?? exploring places which are yet to be explored??

I want to help you move and I want you to take me to urgent care when I cant drive and I want to watch your kid for a night to give you a break and I want you to cook me a meal just because and I want to pick you up when your car breaks down because we're friends and friends help

Since she was a little girl, men have been making “jokes” about wanting to rape Greta Thunberg. These “jokes” are rape culture. Men use sexual violence as a threat and a punchline when women and girls do things they don’t like.

tinker, liar, psycho, sailor