if that’s ur girl then why did my email find her well

The anxious urge to say 'no worries either way' when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

It's easy to think of Italy as nothing more than spaghetti, garlic bread, and parmesan cheese. But a quick look at their history reveals they invented fascism

I think all men should start off in jail and prove their way out

having a crush gives me the same symptoms as psychosis

if you have plans on sunday you’re doing it wrong. sunday is for lying around your house like an old sweatshirt

THREAD : Macron l’homme qui pourrait mourir pour les caméras

try telling a man who can’t find his keys that there is a god

Bro what the fuck the fish tank of my hotel just exploded in the middle of the night WHATS GOING ON. #radissonblu #Berlin #aquarium #Explosion

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

me after adding an egg to my instant ramen

i will avenge u mr van gogh

me when the bar has free peanuts

le community manager qui fait un roleplay tour eiffel je vais jamais m'en remettre

« mon corps est un temple »personellement mon corps est une benne a ordure👍

some people live and laugh, but never love

J'ai jamais compris le projet des castors, dès qu'ils voient un petit ruisseau ils se disent Oulah quelqu'un doit mettre un terme à cette dinguerie

she’s a 10 but she drink like my uncle

the dumbest thing i do is get annoyed by one specific thing a guy does and then i pretend it is a universal feeling. an old guy held the door for me when i was an absurd length away (30 feet) and i thought 'old people use politeness as a weapon.' what the fuck am i talking about