Chag as sameach as you can manage!

It’s not a zero sum game. It should be possible to say that Israeli attacking Gaza is the far more morally pressing issue, that Columbia grossly violated its duty to its students, and not to dismiss that Jewish students deserve to not have antisemitic stuff shouted at them.

Make sure to review Kant’s rules for dinner parties so that you’re ready to celebrate his 300th birthday on Monday

Blackthorne: You tell him that despite being called “Endless Shrimp” it does in fact have a limit. The dogs and charlatans at Red Lobster have created a lie and I intend to speak my mind about it. There needs to be accountability!

Mariko: the Anjin is upset about shrimp

How is this not Elizabeth Holmes-level stuff?

I’m still stuck on the news from yesterday that Valerie Bertinelli is marrying the Hoarse Whisperer guy.

I'm legit extremely concerned about rising antisemitism, but what the fuck is this shit?!

Yesterday I got push alerts about a polycule and Melania being angry that her husband is on trial, and nothing about a sitting senator calling for violence.

Help me do my job! I’m editing a work of fiction. What intraoffice messaging/scheduling platform would be used by a small non-profit (10-20 employees)?

“I’ve never seen a dissertation with so many typos.”

you will never guess who the boyfriend is in a million years

Trying to guess which percentage of this is due to moral qualms and which is due to fear of winding up being threatened by his followers.

academia has you beefing with someone 3k miles away who is also one of only 4 people on earth who likes the same stuff as you

The vibe on current Twitter reminds me of Las Vegas in The Stand