sorry i can’t hangout tonight i am not Perfect yet

now that my birthday is fully over (nearly 14 days later), I teared up a little looking at these pictures of my birthday cake

I see beauty everywhere (took no less than 5 photos of my birthday cake)

every once in a while I have a very specific dream, which is that it’s my birthday, and I only have like 5 drafts to tweet

honoring my vampire heritage when I say “good evening” to strangers on my walk

walking at pace with the street cleaner as if they’re my mech friend

my new summer identity of “grillmaster” just dropped

why cant my career pursue me instead

We made this in a closet and flung it on television thirty years ago today. Learned some Spanish and defeated the Bee Gees. The Space Ghost Coast to Coast livestream is up now adultsw.im/SGLS

#spaceghost #sgctc #anniversary

new vw is the perfect length for meal prep and eating lunch

I’m your favorite account’s favorite account

I’m so vehemently anti-zip-up-sweatshirt (for myself) but a cropped zip-up sweatshirt… that has appeal to me…

I think we should all get an iced coffee stipend from the government when it’s nice out

erin is my real life name. please, call me er0b

evil chappell roan be like “hurry up it’s time to suffer”

hey I just want you to know. I was weird back there and everyone knew it.