I want to tell a story. When I was in like 3rd grade, I went with my mom while she dropped some drugs off (yes, she was). Anyways. She left me in the car. This guys comes out to “watch” me and it’s just me and him. He looks over and asks. “You don’t know what a haiku is, do you?”

lolz where did my tweet go?!

Infinite dream (part 1)

Score!!! twitter.com/yokartik_ya/st…

La impunidad, es total.

what would we do without twitter? no other place better to bitch, bicker, whine, argue with total strangers, waste time looking at mundane pics... Did I forget look at vapid, self-centered ignorant brainwashed zombies and their supposed opinions and advices? Oh Hi TWITTER!😆🤓

Congratulations Juliana! Looking forward to congratulate you more when you win that well-deserved award. Hard work + IQ = Success.

the future