I smell so good, I just made my own day.

It’s really time for a whole new
wardrobe… No joking!

I believe you don’t ever really know someone. ever.

Why they close all the hallmark stores? Buying cards was so much better.

They aren’t gonna hear their name or feel you tryna shake them but let niggas think you bouta spark that jay without them 😂😂

Best way to wake up a heavy sleeper is to ball up a sheet or flick your lighter lol

Getting my hair fine tonight, hope it makes my mood better.

Do not offer to wax/thread anything but what I asked for. You telling me about my mustache might be my 13th reason!

Stop crying about how ppl treating you and get the fuck out they face

My eyebrow lady has a bidet in her shop bathroom, so fancy.

Niggas have 2 speeds, slow af and not moving.

Hate when people have no sense of urgency like ever.

It blows my mind when people have more than 3 kids. Like thats so many..I need to grow up.

Former teacher and assistant principal says America is in a literacy crisis as she begs parents to take away kids' cell phones and tablets. “Please practice letter recognition and sounds.”

i know y’all gon scroll past this cuz it ain’t about sex, but we truly have a serious issue at hand. and the more illiterate the masses are, the easier it’ll be for the government to continuously strip away our rights.

Good energy hygiene means not being hyper-available all the time for others. Not having to always monitor or carry anyone else’s experience. Enjoy where you’re at and let other people navigate their own journey sometimes too.