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Donald Trump is scheduled to be in criminal court Monday morning.

Melania should avoid staircases this weekend.

Janet is a former Trump voter from Georgia:

“I’ve been here almost 70 years and I’ve never in my life seen anyone as cruel, rude, mean, vindictive, vengeful, hateful, as Donald Trump…We do not need Donald Trump in the White House. There is no telling what he is capable of.”

Aaron Rupar Have we forgotten that after 2016 election, which Trump won, he formed a Voter Integrity Committee to find voter fraud. They disbanned after finding no significant voter fraud didn't they?
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From recruiting election conspirators to a voter suppression litigation strategy, it is clear that the RNC is planning to attack free and fair elections this Fall.

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A LOT of comics need to watch and absorb this part of the conan hot ones

So Tesla's FSD [Full Self Driving] option went from being worth more than $100,000 to being worth less than $100/month.

That makes even DJT stock look like a winner.

Since Conan O'Brien is all over socials right now, here’s a clip that explains why - no matter how many people try and tear me down for “peddling hopium” - I continue to see the silver lining. From his farewell speech:

FUN FACT: These GOP hypocrites hating student debt forgiveness had MILLIONS in PPP loans forgiven themselves.

Now isn't THAT special?

Harry Dunn (Harry Dunn) is right — democracy is on the ballot this year and we all have a role to play!

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Between 1978 and 2022:

-Worker pay grew by 15%

-Top exec pay jumped by 1,209%

Major US CEOs are now paid 344 times more than their typical employees.

When I say corporate CEOs are exploiting labor, this is what I mean.

Watching Tesla owners agonizing over being ripped off by paying a large lump sum for FSD software that is now far less expensively available at a monthly license, I finally know how Donald Trump feels when something bad happens to someone else.

I feel nothing.

Voter fraud isn’t a thing, especially involving noncitizens. The tiny number of incidents has no impact on an election. And when it has happened, Republicans are the culprits.

Republicans can’t win elections with their bad ideas and policies, so they resort to voter suppression.

VOTE THEM OUT!

⚡️Netherlands allocates additional $1.5 billion in aid for Ukraine.

The new package includes $1.1 billion in military aid and $425 million for reconstruction, President Zelensky said on April 12 after a phone call with Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte.

kyivindependent.com/netherlands-al…

Rep. Jason Crow: Donald Trump's election integrity event is classic projection. Trump is the one who ordered the Georgia Secretary of State of to come up with 10,000 fake votes so he could win the election. This event is absurd. The 2020 election was secure

Conspiracy theories and lies shouldn't be the basis of policies. This is why we desperately need to vote these clowns out of office!

What MAGA doesn’t understand is Trump isn’t on trial for whether or not he slept with Stormy Daniels, Karen McDougal, or even fathered a love child.

He’s on trial for falsifying business records 34x to cover up those payments. An important distinction.

Pass it on.

Today, the speaker of the House will hold a press conference to drum up concerns about something that is already illegal and rare.

nbcnews.com/politics/congr…