2 weeks late…

bison or thought daughter??!?

found this in the camera roll… i’m not saying im better than you- but im not not saying it 😁💅

'kim jong yeah, big bong'

looking back at my photos is like going through one of those graphs of ape to homo sapiens

5 inch inseams aren’t short enough

if you respond to my text while i’m still typing- mfer i will piss on your grave unapologetically

mental illness innit…

why do mfers get mad at me for nutting quick- ain’t y’all say “here for a good time, not a long time”

conservatives: “somethings going on in the paul pelosi situation, why’s he in underwear?”

also conservatives:

what’s the opposite of foreshadowing? 😭

twinks didn’t get the memo that halloween is done- these mfers be jump scaring me with their ass on tinder

if you see me commenting “tumblr circa 2015 vibesss” under like 30 girls photos, no you didn’t.

andrew tate is the final boss of the anti bullying assemblys

this brother is STARVING 😭