Michael Sheen is the nicest most genuine man on Earth. #TheAssembly

Applejuiceification and the illusion of choice: a short thread

Kate and William should recreate this as their return to Instagram post

Awful, she should have had surgery in hospital with a doctor.

The leap day babies are wearing little frog hats

London no-go zones: a definitive guide

Finchley. You've seen it there on the map, just north of Hampstead. But have you ever been there? Do you know anyone who lives there? No you do not.

Lol.

Historic Vids I can't even bring myself to watch the full vid, my soft heart cant handle it

A lot of people confuse fast fashion with cheap clothing. It's true that fast fashion is cheap, but not all cheap clothing is fast fashion. The two terms are not synonymous. Fast fashion is a very distinctive thing. 🧵

There are a lot of cheap brands that are not fast fashion. Hanes, Dickies, Carhartt, Camber, Lands' End, Vans, Wrangler, Lee, and Clarks are not about bringing the hottest trends off the runway to the store ASAP. I would include The Gap, Old Navy, and Uniqlo in that.

Fast fashion works in this entire ecosystem where consumers with limited budgets are trying to keep up with rapidly vanishing trends, so they buy new stuff that they wear once, sometimes not even at all, before throwing stuff away. The result is an ecological disaster.

'It turns out that pets also have last wills before they die, but only known to vets who put old and sick animals to sleep.' Twitter user Jesse Dietrich asked a vet what the hardest part of his job was. The specialist replied without hesitation that the hardest thing for him was…

Wishing all my friends who are celebrating Christmas around the world a happy and peaceful day. Please reply with pictures of your cats (or other animals) joining in with the festivities for all my followers to enjoy.
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we’ve managed it lads, even if at one point i asked for a ladle and was presented with a sieve (the perfect philosophical opposite of a ladle)

Why context matters

Fesshole 🧻 My new low-fat meals are not tasty
So I supplement them with pastry.
However, the dregs
Still smell just like Gregg's
Even when somewhat 'human-wastey.'

Somehow, it’s time for #TheWeekInTory again, even though it’s still only Monday. Four more days of this week to go, and we’re already up to 74 points.

Fuck-a-doodle-doo

Anyway, do a quick snort of glue, and then let’s get stuck in.

for four years my best friend and i have been communicating exclusively via an Instagram groupchat with tim robinson and today he actually left

I apologise, but try as I might, I can’t find any material for #TheWeekInTory .

Only kidding. It’s an absolute casserole. Let’s down a pint of absinth and get stuck in.

Also - trigger warning.

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