I would fish for compliments if I had any bait.

In my part of the world they call it tuna fish to differentiate from the tuna beef and the tuna chicken.

I love me some Dolly Parton. If we ever have a queen here in the US she has my vote. Or president. Or anything else she wants.

I'm pretty damn sure my problems would look smaller if I took them out from under the magnifier that my brain seems to be.

I wish we had a vaccine that restored empathy and kindness. I would hold some of you motherfuckers down and give it to you right before I took it myself.

I use my drafts folder much like a mental crock pot.

I slip Advil into my skittles for texture.

Can I slip on over to y'all's time zone so it won't be so damn early?

Y’all carry on. I’ll just be over here in the corner reading and petting a dog.

Personal responsibility has pretty much disappeared into a cloud of irrational blame and excuses.

Unfettered boobies!! That just rolls off the tongue.

Twitter.... Living life inside the reach of a phone charger cord.

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers.

Charles W. Eliot

Tweets flow when feelings don't!!

I don’t understand people but tbh they don’t understand me either so I guess that makes sense.

What in the hot, fresh coffee are you talking about?

I wish rocket boy would make a super charger for my energy level.

AI accounts are making me more and more dubious about following back.

Keeping the fuck you’s to myself… barely.

I’m not a fan of this tired or this hot this early.