going to try to explain the halsey x taylor swift x matty healy lore to my boyfriend

You will certainly not regret it.

Can the men throw the tea in the harbor again or something im tired of paying taxes

nice

😭😭😭

HEATHERS was released 35 years ago today.

He is Risen. and by He. haha well. lets justr say. my peanits

yeah Dave maybe try communicating your bean sprout desires next time

Chocolate and candy are two separate categories of sweet treats. Chocolate is not a candy. It’s just chocolate.

WHO KEEPS BUILDING WEBSITES FOR RESTAURANTS THAT HAVE EVERYTHING BUT THE HOURS AND MENU ???!!!!??? I DON'T CARE THE CHEF ANDY USES MIDWESTERN FLARE

reba gay..?

Taking a frozen embryo to work with me so I can use the carpool lane

really into pods lately

:/

when you step on your dogs paw and they make that little 'aarf' sound

finally made a roth ira and now i check the stock market every day 😞

some Valentine’s for you and your loved ones <3

In the past month Taylor Swift has continued a world tour, won her 14th Grammy, announced her 11th new album, and watched her boyfriend play in the Super Bowl and I’ve been “getting ready to dust” for the past two weeks.

it’s a good day to lock the fuck in