In both business and personal relationships, one of the most basic (and easiest) things to do is to respect other people's time. So many other (good) things flow from doing this.

Unbelievable. How were they able to predict Americans would be into celebrities and plastic surgery all the way back in 1999?

Trump being ordered not to attack the jurors after he leaves court today will be like him staring at a giant pile of extra crispy KFC all night after being told not to take a bite.

Of all the things that never happened, that never happened the most

I keep getting notifications and it looks like their u18s are scoring on us now oy

Is this reference too obscure, or not obscure enough?

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Your daily reminder that the Premier League is run like a cartel by the few for the few.

There are days when I think this my favorite ever techno track. Today is one of those days. song.link/us/i/1621809140

Me proposing amendments to the Republicans’ appliance bills

'The hide your checkmark feature of X Premium is going away soon. Tap to manage your X Premium features.'
Technobrat turns X into a shitstain, asks you to pay for it. You say, no, it's a shitstain. He wipes X on your lapel anyway. You figure out how to scrub it. He reapplies X.

My sincerest wish is that everyone pushing this stuff has nothing to listen to in the future but identikit audio gray goo trained on the blandest shit imaginable.

You’ll get superhero movies and you’ll like it

As of April 1st, Spotify has demonetized any track on the platform that receives less than 1000 streams per year. That’s an estimated 86% of tracks on the platform. This new policy will impact small artists the most — the same artists that Spotify claims to support.

Premier League is making it up as it goes along – the season lacks all credibility

✍️Jason Burt

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I'm busy reading the 60pgs of the report on #EFC 's 2 point deduction

Interesting so far, the PL pushed for 5 point deduction after asking for -12 for first PSR breach. Basic maths says the PL wanted to deduct 17 points from Everton this season. A reminder administration is -9 🧵

A reminder...