The New York Times has officially out-New York Timesed itself.

A big smile this morning because my friends in Ukraine are feeling optimistic and so am I. 🌻🌻🌻🌻

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.

UT Austin student arrested with her keffiyeh confiscated. Look at all the police needed to arrest a college student.

The Arizona fake electors weren't acting on their own. They were acting on Trump's orders. Indict his ass again

BREAKING: All 11 of trump's Arizona fake electors have been indicted, charged with state crimes!!!

This is a pretty good day, folks.

Sad News: my friend Carla Tortelli Nichols has died. She lived with Tom Nichols and his wife Lynn. I wrote about Carla in the Room Rater book and how she saved Tom's life when his house caught on fire. She was a very good girl and I will miss her. 💔💔💔💔

Twitter remains a great experience. Granted, I am nourished by the hatred of dipshits and have a hard-on for making myself the target of venomous hostility. Also helps having a congregation of hundreds of heathens who have been ride or die with this devil for years. Love ya.

We've all watched Elmo fuck himself, but nobody thought he could knock himself up.

Elie Mystal RyanAdams.bsky.social 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇹🇭 I threw my phone down 5 times listening to Alito pursue fetal personhood to mean the fetus is more important than the life and liberty of the woman carrying it.

We've all watched Elmo fuck himself, but nobody thought he could knock himself up.

How are the men on SCOTUS allowed to be this IGNORANT about basic women’s health??? How have they gotten through their whole lives being this STUPID???

FUCKING READ A BOOK! WATCH AN EDUCATIONAL VIDEO! TALK TO A GYN FOR FIVE ENTIRE MINUTES!!

Where are all my men that believe that a woman has a right to choose?

Tesla's freefall may be the result of a shoddy product sold by an unhinged, drug-addicted CEO who spends his days retweeting white supremacists. But it could also be DEI.

By the way, we all knew those stories about Ted Cruz having five affairs were nonsense because no one would fuck him besides Donald Trump and surprise surprise, it was Donald Trump fucking Ted Cruz

Stop turning perfectly good movies into bloated TV shows challenge

Ok guys, is having sex with women gay?

Hey Culver's Restaurants, Java is ready for his endorsement deal!

BREAKING: Representative James Comer has privately announced he will end the Biden Impeachment investigation. It’s worth noting Comer found President Biden did nothing wrong.