PSA: We WANT our buses to travel in packs. This gives you choice and the buses' company. They get awfully lonely otherwise 😔

Maybe if you were there more often Andrew Reeve wouldn't be longing for us. He has needs, @wessex_star, transport needs 💔.

If your bus is late or never showed, you just won our health lottery! Walk, run or sit there like a lemon. Consider it our gift to you 😘

Hi Amy, unfortunately a leaf fell in to the bus's path, and we had to wait till the wind blew it clear. Our sincerest apologies ❤️

You know that time we said we made improvements? It was a lie lol.

@anthonyjcherry We're celebrating Schrödinger today, so all buses and signs may or may not be broken. Happy Schrödin-tag!

To all passengers delayed by the rain, we apologise. Buses don't like the rain you see so they've been hiding in their garages.

Apologies to all passengers on the 73 - our service negotiated a small space-time fissure but has arrived only moderately late