Pilates sounds so cute, dainty, and girly until you realize it’s lowkey really just military war training. Wtfff

Ima be honest… I pay zero attention to gas prices. Tf ima do bout it😂😂

Confession. Sometimes when I say “I hear you” I don’t hear shit.

I actually have unlimited minutes for no reason

France right before a riot:

Baby, I don't know. And I feel like Life is yelling 'IF JOHNNY HAD FIVE APPLES' at me every day but I'm trying my best to figure it out 😭

Fam why is it soo cold in April ? 😭😭in 2020 the sun was beating in lockdown

Jus gimme the light and pass the dro
Buss anotha bokkle a Moë
Gyal dem inna mi sight and I gots to know
Which one is gonna catch my flow 🎶

When people do a ‘straight to the point’ email to me I’ll even respond and start with “hope you are well” 🤣 let’s reset a little shall we

beef at work be funny how you 45 and don’t like me

who in their right mind would build a bear into this world right now???

LMFAOOO

Listen Drizzy Yung Rénzél 👑 let’s settle this like real men, whoever pay my student loans off first is richer

Rihanna being the queen of clapbacks on twitter

A THREAD:

nobody:
drunk me: “i GoTtA pEe AgAiN yAlL”

Sorry I’m late my dog laid his head on me.

LMFAOOO

I’ve shenanned before… and I’ll shenanigan

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk em
Got drunk

obsessed yesterday nonchalant today delusional tmr