Cohen says he broached the subject of Trump's wife Melania by saying: 'How's things going upstairs?'

According to Cohen, Trump replied: 'Don't worry. How long do you think I'll be on the market for? Not long.'

The penalty for using, creating, dispensing counterfeit money is 20 years in federal prison and up to $250,000 fine.

So the guy who lost his security clearance for gambling debts only to later get rehired as Trump WH Director of Personnel is admitting to committing felonies. All the best people.

This is Johnny McEntee, senior advisor to Project 2025 & Trump’s Director of the Office of Personnel Management.

McEntee would be the most central person to implement Schedule F & hire Trump loyalists across all government agencies in a second term.

Brilliant cartoon.

BREAKING: Former Donald Trump aide Cassidy Hutchinson just announced this will be the first time she ever votes Democrat because President Biden won’t shred the Constitution. Retweet so everyone sees this critical message.

This was always going to be the outcome.

At this point, I don’t think Jack Smith has any recourse except to take this to the 11th Circuit.

Of course.

He was never going to go. He just wanted to cry about how the mean judge wouldn’t let him go.

Now the judge said he could go and he’s going to… Minnesota.

Absolute trash human being. I wouldn’t miss my kid’s graduation for any amount of money.

This part really pissed Trump off

Famous for fncking on tape. Role model for the dumbest of the dumb. Total idiot magnet. As fake as a 3 dollar bill. If you helped make this clown famous you're a fncking loser.

Elise Stefanik frustrated by lack of media attention, announces plans to murder kitten

Mitch Marner watching Pastrnak skate right by him on the OT winner

⬇️100%. All of this⬇️
#LeafsForever

Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.

🚨Inject this in my fucking veins!!!🚨

#LeafsForever !

🤔You don't say...

Hi #MAGA2024 ! Best to not get all pissy when Trump gets his enormous arse handed to him (AGAIN) later this year 😂😂😂

This pup knows a dog killer when he sees one. That bitch is evil.

BREAKING: Donald Trump just said he would not defend NATO allies if Russia attacks. Retweet so all Americans know Trump is going to support Vladimir Putin if elected President.