Repeat after me:

“I will not go to McDonald’s and get the 40 nugget family meal again and attempt to eat all 40 nuggets and two large fries all by myself.”

if my sleeping pattern stays like this I’ll soon be able to use my eye bags to carry home the groceries

I have a severe medical condition called hella ass

1 million retweet's and I'll do the WAP dance

i cant drown my demons they are fish

yo shoutout to women

fucking distraught that 'bill' is just the shortened form of 'william' and i'm even more upset that fucking billiam is a name shoutout to all my billiams out there i'm scared of you

hi, i finished this cursed painting lol
it's super rushed but i don't want to look at it even a second longer

Fuckers

cant

at 2 million followers we will give away a rock

2020 is the ultimate stuck porn because we can’t escape and we can’t stop getting absolutely fucked

this is BIG EGG! MAKE THIS EGG THE MOST LIKED EGG ON TWITTER!

yall ever see something so incredibly off the shits that you legitimately fucking pass away for a little while

Big guy says ,suck my dick

jesus is real and he put sponges in my fucking lake on my minecraft server the fuck's up with this guy

ninja youtooz but with pokimane youtooz ass

guys, when you say “btw” instead of bee tee double-you, say bee tee dubs. That will make you cool