Questions in an English exam: I've written the answer in French. Is that ok?

Wie kann man so blöd sein, dass man bei einer Klausur Wort-für-Wort vom Sitznachbarn abschreibt? Und vorher heimlich mit einem Mitschüler die A-Klausur tauscht, sodass man die B-Klausur (wie die Sitznachbarin) hat. Ich weiß doch, wer wo sitzt!

#DoctorWho is good again :)

This packs a punch. Please watch.

Wenn man im Krankenhaus von der Exschülerin gepflegt wird 🥰

Vielleicht sollte die Klasse doch länger an der Schule bleiben ;)

You feel old when... You've spent the day proofreading a complicated PhD thesis and discover at the end that the author was born in 1994!

Gerade den ersten Spargel des Jahres gegessen😁😁😁

If Charles dies before Camilla and Kate becomes Queen, what will Camila's title be? Because it can't be Queen Mother... ?

'Reform what is amiss'. Go on then!

Mum keeps complaining about dad not hearing her. Then she doesn't hear a thing you say to her from a similar distance away 😉

Fleetfahrt #Alstertouristik

A big shout out and wave to Kornelia 😽 as I'm on the train going through Mainz 😁

Thought for the day:

Stop the Tories, not the boats.

What on earth is this 'related tweets' rubbish?

You know you're having a fun weekend when you take a break from correcting exams to change your sheets. 🎉

Correcting exam papers. One task is to read a short definition and say what body part or organ is meant. 'This organ is important. It controls your nervous system, your feelings and thoughts.' Student answer: penis. 😂😂😂