Me: powder highlighter is coming back. But people aren’t applying it the way they did in 2016

my friend who I have always thought of as a “more real” person than me: Okay

Basically the pod cast

Obsessed w this catfisher not even trying

You guys have to stop acting like jojo siwa is real

I’m a dorky beauty review chanel… STOP promoting your only fans beneath my posts!!! I’m sick of seeing crotch every time I reply to people 💁🏻‍♀️

14 year old girl who said Y’all in a tiktok: I am so sorry

Guy who was “Blackface Johnny” for Halloween in 2012: Does she really think that we’re just going to let this go

Yoksa cennet böyle bir yer mi?

New ep is up

I hate when breakfast is too good and then you’re all yummy minded for the rest of the day

I put a bunch of zyns in here for my boyfriend every time i need a moment to go through my ig message requests

I ❤️ famous people bc they kinda have to be nice to you or their life gets ruined its like when a parent is approaching retirement home age

It feels like i’m drinking one of these

Olipop is so credit card vibes

The new cringe comedy wave has no charisma

I don’t give a fuck about ryan goslings filler i don’t care about anyone’s filler. wrap it up

i want to say this in the nicest way possible but this is everyone on the internet now

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