Donald Trump yesterday: 'I support leaving abortion up to the states'

Arizona today: 'It's illegal for a rape and incest victims to get abortions now'

What the actual fuck? 😂

bro Tiger Woods just knocked someone out at The Masters LMFAOOO

JUST IN: Trump calls an emergency session for his shadow cabinet at Mar-a-Lago.

Elon Musk is basically Catturd with an electric car company

Who destroyed the Iran nuclear deal?

Who invited Putin to invade Europe and terrorize NATO?

Who urged America to abandon Ukraine?

Who undermined our Western alliances?

Who rush-transferred nuclear tech to the Saudis twice?

Trump—HE is the most destructive force in the world

“Store of value” $BTC

1/n Some good news, according to CDC we’re almost at the lowest number of new Covid hospitalizations in the U.S.since the beginning of the pandemic…

So forgiving PPP loans is capitalism — but forgiving student loans is socialism?

Because you fuckin MAGA moron…I’m not the defendant. Your fuhrer is!

BREAKING: Stormy Daniels followed me Andy Behrman !!!

Not true. I wouldn't sell Bibles

BREAKING:

Former Donald Trump aide Hope Hicks is expected to testify at Trump's New York hush money trial

Excellent.

BREAKING: Renting is now cheaper than owning in all of America’s 50 biggest metro areas, per MW.

Trump's former Defense Secretary Mark Esper: 'There's no way I'll vote for Trump. But every day that Trump does something crazy, the door to voting for Biden opens a little bit more, and that's where I'm at.'

Fun Fact: The last time “DJT” was on the stock exchange it was “Trump Hotels and Casino Resorts” — and it lost money every single year of its existence before filing for bankruptcy in 2004.

President Biden is surging in the polls right now!

Trump raised just $51M from small dollar donors in 2023 in comparison to $626.6M raised in 2020, when he lost 👏🏼

Mike Flynn has been arrested.

Spread it everywhere!

Hip, hip, Hooray!

Joe Biden has been acquitted by the MAGA Morons.

It’s over. Thanks for playing Rep. James Comer.