What is with the samurai sword attacks in London? I interned for a barrister many years ago on a case that involved the same thing and the winning moment came when my wigged boss yelled out “non gladium meum” in the same type of voice you might describe a succulent Chinese meal

They shoot horse don’t they

Did Ivanka… write this… herself

This is a song Dickey Betts wrote from our second album it’s called um In Memory of Elizabeth Reed m.youtube.com/watch?v=7rQWh6…

L’enfer c’est les auteurs

Guess Steely Dan is headed back to Annandale

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Steely Dan sang “your everlasting summer you can feel it fading fast” so Carole Radziwill could say the most disquieting thing on reality television that I still think about daily

Imagine doing a hiking crime and they blast it on all the New York City bus stops

Tis better to have fucked around and found out than never to have fucked around at all

Antelope Greg once let me ride the rail for Numberline bc he had terrible taste but a generous heart when Phish was playing a song he didn’t care for

Billy McFarland says Fyre Festival II is very real but if you want to get a ticket you have to buy a timeshare in Miami first and also each ticket costs $1 million

Why doesn’t Taylor Swift just use Netjets

Shakespeare couldn’t write a monologue like this