I relate to Emma because I too would get a nosebleed if somebody said this to me

Bookshop date where we pick a book without checking the summary, read the first chapter, tell each other what we think the plot is going to be. Go wild. Then we read it and whoever’s answer is closest to the real thing wins. Loser buys lunch.

Keeping precious memories in your heart is not enough, you must keep them as photos inside your phone case so you’re always just a twist of the wrist away from letting your eyes remember it, your thoughts relive it.

Serotonin levels boosted, will to live restored, magic in the world once again visible, love is indeed real and beautiful etc etc

When everyone loved you for your hot body and your pretty face, I adored you for the stars in your eyes and the gentleness of your heart. Also for your hot body and pretty face. I’m not blind.

Don’t invite me to Sunday brunch unless this is what I’m eating

Oh what’s an eclipse to you? You, who are sun and moon and stars all in one. My whole sky. I think I’ll stare a little longer. Blind me if you have to. It’s okay. Your shape will linger even in darkness.

The world needs more flirty silly people!!! Earnest, kind, soft-hearted people!!! Sometimes the only cure is to be a little slutty and a little silly.

Oh no… who took your wings, angel baby? :(

Screaming with my mouth closed but my eyes WIDE open

Who needs a four-leaf clover when we’ve got you in our lives, making everything so much brighter, warmer, colourful? We’re already so lucky.

I won’t tell you I love you but there will be signs (I’ll do a silly dance just to make you laugh)

Please don’t scrunch your nose so adorably when you smile, it triggers my cuteness devastation

What’s keeping me from staying in bed all day if I can’t romanticise the mundane. If I can’t idealise lovelier versions of the banal. If I can’t vibe with my little delusions.

People who look good in every hair colour are too powerful. A public safety hazard. Villains, really. Look at them victimising our hearts.

Let’s go to Iceland and watch the sun rise and set to the tune of our beating hearts felt through out tightly clasped hands!!!

Life is just a succession of bland, colourless days until your favourite artist releases new music that will make this endless, exhausting mortal coil bearable