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Morgan

@ganibear

She/Her.
A collection of intrusive thoughts

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calendar_today15-09-2009 03:14:23

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My girlfriend: ...

Me: see, cuz mice are too small, and guinea pigs are too big, but hamsters are exactly palm sized so the intrusive thoughts of crushing them make sense even if I never actually want to do it.

My girlfriend: ...

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I don't know who needs to hear this but if you ask for hot milk tea with egg pudding, you will get no egg pudding and a very thick milk tea.

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How Asian would you say you are on a scale of 1 to 'unless you are willing to mop the floors by hand before you leave, you will remove your shoes before entering my home' ?

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Random idea: poi dancing but with one of those metal things that priests use for swinging incense. I would not be surprised if someone has already done this with sage at burning man.

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Spending the afternoon with my mother today felt like a cram session of all the different flavors of generational trauma I've been tasked with trying to untangle

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💚次にくるマンガ大賞2023💚
あやの夢を叶えるべく…笑
『気になってる人が男じゃなかった』
WEBマンガ部門で
もしよければ、エントリー投票していただけると大変嬉しいです!!5/24(水)までです▼

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💚次にくるマンガ大賞2023💚 あやの夢を叶えるべく…笑 『気になってる人が男じゃなかった』 WEBマンガ部門で もしよければ、エントリー投票していただけると大変嬉しいです!!5/24(水)までです▼ tsugimanga.jp
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Went into Rustans to buy a birthday gift. Left smelling like I just hugged a hundred Titos. Many regrets.

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