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Gareth Joyner

@garethjoyner

“comedian" - does @myradubois & @franklavender

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Playhouse Theatre def haunted btw. Vera just stared at the mirror for an age and then walked to the toilet and barked at it.

Playhouse Theatre def haunted btw. Vera just stared at the mirror for an age and then walked to the toilet and barked at it.
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‘Iya! I’m moving house at the moment and trying to rustle up a furniture fund. If you’re a fan of my stupid work, now would be a great time to download Myra’s show or book a cameo. I’ve seen a sideboard I like.

Show: gofasterstripe.com/bewell

Cameo: cameo.com/myradubois

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Christmas morning. Three spectres land with a thud on a London street. Above, Braverman leans out of a second floor window, dusting her hands. 'And stay out!' she shouts.

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Flogging some camp and spooky clothes on vinted in my clear out ahead of moving house.

vinted.co.uk/member/1678761…

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Watched Shadow of the Vampire last night. First time I’ve watched it in 20 years. So good! Willem Defoe gives such an enjoyable performance, equal parts creep and camp (by the Sontag definition). Quite moving too, lots ringing true about exploitation and art. VG.

Watched Shadow of the Vampire last night. First time I’ve watched it in 20 years. So good! Willem Defoe gives such an enjoyable performance, equal parts creep and camp (by the Sontag definition). Quite moving too, lots ringing true about exploitation and art. VG.
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its quite incredible to see people wearing poppies whilst simultaneously being visibly livid at a crowd chanting for a ceasefire. what exactly do they think it means?

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Thanks for all the birthday love for Vera everyone but there’s literally no need for the fireworks. In fact, not to be ungrateful but she’s not really a fan.

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Had to throw a couple of people out the theatre again! Twice that’s happened on this tour now. It’s always a last resort but fuck me; they were distributive.

And you know you’ve made the right call when the rest of the audience applauds as they leave.

Birmingham next 👍🏻

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Can you think of anything more UK codes that a rainy high street with a Christmas illumination that’s not turned on yet? Because I can’t.

Can you think of anything more UK codes that a rainy high street with a Christmas illumination that’s not turned on yet? Because I can’t.
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