What the Rwanda Bill delivers:
-£500m+ bill for taxpayers
-performative cruelty for political gain
-breaking international law
-denying basic human rights to desperate people
-dog whistle to the worst dregs of society
-making people ashamed to be British
#RwandaNotInMyName

A pleasant stroll along the seafront this morning #Cyprus

Much clearer over the hills behind Polis today #Cyprus

'Pleased to meet you'
'Fuck off'

Hiked Aphrodite’s Trail this morning. Some stunning views along the way and well worth the effort. #Cyprus

We don't think doctors are the best people to judge whether someone is too ill to work, so we are giving that job to unqualified private contractors, whose pay will depend on finding everyone fit for work.

Fantastic Friday morning meander along the coast with stunning views all the way. 6 miles and 15,000 steps. If only all Fridays were like this. #Cyprus

Did you know the word ‘junior’ in Junior Doctor doesn’t mean young or unqualified

It’s simply the term for any doctor who is not yet a consultant or experienced GP

That includes this 40-something who’s been a doctor for over 10 years

Please RT if you think everyone should know

“..and after a lengthy discussion of our manifesto pledges, I suddenly realised it was 3am. At this point I tried to call an Uber but accidentally phoned a pensioner and demanded £6,500…”

Please remember that Mark Menzies is simply one bad apple. Just like William Wragg, Peter Bone, Chris Pincher, Neil Parish, Crispin Blunt, Owen Patterson, David Warburton, Scott Benton, Rob Roberts, Andrew Griffiths, Andrew Rosindell…

Today I have mostly been taking credit for prices going down when in fact they are just going up less quickly and it is fuck all to do with me.

Arrived back in lovely Latchi #Cyprus

It's in no way concerning that a former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom needed three attempts to successfully hold up the cover of a book:

Love it.

A Beastie Bitch with added attitude.

Personally, I think the new book by Liz Truss sounds refreshingly honest.

I told Liz Truss that a former Prime Minister can't just go travelling around the world spouting utter bollocks and making a laughing stock of the UK. That's Boris Johnson's job.

To save you reading Liz Truss's book, here is a handy summary:
'I'm a shameless, delusional fuckwit who has learned absolutely nothing'

I love the simplicity and history of the game celebrated by Jack Nicklaus' pencil bag particularly when compared to the gaudy advertising hoarding brought to the first tee by Gary Player #themasters

Disneyland Paris with a very young Izzy 🐭 #classicclip

#disneyland #disneyland paris #paris