'YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL?!?!?!”

Shout out to all the staff at London King's Cross yesterday. Absolute chaos with cancellations, and some passengers taking it out on the staff. But they kept us as updated as they could. Next time I'll get the bus mind.

Has anyone else used an Amazon.co.uk locker and found other people's items in there when you type in your code? Mine was there but with 2 other peoples' packages. I thought it was supposed to be secure?

RIP

My fiancé just sent this to me.

My response: HOLY FUCK, YES.

🏳️‍⚧️ #TransRightsAreHumanRights 🏳️‍⚧️

GNU John Keel, Cecil Clapman, Horace Nancyball, Billy Wiglet, Dai Dickins, Ned Coates, and, temporarily, Reg Shoe #Glorious25th #Glorious25th ofMay #discworld #TerryPratchett

Shout out to all National Express staff at #LEEDS Station. Mega busy for obvious reasons, but still dealing with the stressed commuters with good humour.

Lovely new dice from Leodis Games. Hoping this was just a bad initial roll

Love it when this place does this Star Trek

You have to wonder why train companies even bother with quiet Coaches. When a significant part of the British public are such self centred gobshites they interpret that as 'I'll have loud phone conversations. Cos I'm important'.

OK I loved #GlassOnionAKnivesOutMystery . Though I saw it before he tweeted, could people stop sharing the review by a certain American columnist? Has a major spoiler? Let's us just agree he is an idiot.

I regret to inform you that “Empire Strikes Back” is actively bad. First, the writing. The entire movie is a complete misdirect and a waste of time. We only find out that Darth Vader is Luke's father at the very end. Second, the politics. It seems to suggest fascism is bad??! WTF

God I love #Christmas . When else can you eat your own body weight in good food then immediately move onto a cheeseboard the size of Wales.

At Vought, we respect everyone’s right to celebrate the Christmas of their choosing. We stand firm against the woke mob’s Cancel Christmas movement, and encourage all HomeTeamers to do the same. Retweet to tell someone MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Wait, what?!The KLF's Jimmy Cauty was the artist for the LOTR poster I had on my bedroom wall?

I need a moment or two (perhaps a week) to process this.

It's also a bloody nightmare to try ro get public transport in. Which is a shame cos its otherwise a cracking city to live in.

Those who have passed on in 2022. ☹️The Celebrity Pool

Just finished #Andor .
Rebellions are built on hope. But the foundations are built on rage.

New TV so time to christen it with the greatest film ever. #hotfuzz . 'SWAN'