The last time I ate The Apple Pan, Instagram hadn’t been bought by Facebook yet.

$16m !!!!!!

Saw a new chipotle trend where you:

1. Get a burrito bowl and ask for 2 tortillas (so you can make 2 burritos for price of one)

2. Ask for extra cheese and grill your own burrito with the cheese at home?!

I’m not paying for chipotle just to have to bring out / clean my own pan

Why does this feature exist

The downside of trying to create and sell products is sometimes you get stuck with a bunch of em 🤦‍♂️ oops

This has got to be the most insane real estate listing description I've ever seen when you compare it to what the actual house looks like. $1M on benedict canyon

Guys will see this and think hell yeah

Work at Facebook

this is what I deal with every day

The clear viral winner of April Fools this year was 7-ELEVEn

I don’t want fuck you money but I do want to be able to afford “price upon request”

Bummer that this wasn't done in partnership with Limp Bizkit

I imagine a room full of suits sitting her down and being like “ok we’ve got this great idea, we get you a deal with Chick-Fil-A”

How am I supposed to get any work done with these things

The three wise men

I didn’t think Starbucks could make a better sandwich than the sausage cheddar and egg but let me tell you the new chicken one with maple butter and egg absolutely slaps. Strong recommend

The only thing more annoying than this question is the people that put up stuff for sale that’s not immediately available.

I don’t want to buy your coffee table in 3 weeks!

I once tried to turn the design into a pool float but it didn’t really work out well

it finally happened. Someone wants to buy one of my 'dumb' domain names!

Anybody else getting bombarded in the DMs on the brand side of instagram with these?!