Crisis averted! Outfits for the May Carnival purchased. Now I need headwear 🤦🏻‍♀️😅 #TheBool

When you tell yourself you’re not going to the May Carnival this year and now that it’s just over a week away you’re frantically searching for outfits… why do I do this to myself? 🤦🏻‍♀️😅 #TheBool

I’ve officially hit that age where I hide in the lounge room with the parents as my nephew parties with all his mates in the backyard…where did the time go? 😳😅

From 31 points down to a 42 point victory in front of our Army! 🖤🤍

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And this just shows that 3 weeks isn’t enough.

A powerful speech, in a style only Nathan Murphy could deliver.

Our premiership defender lit up the room as he announced the news of his retirement, with humour and emotional affirmations bringing joy to all in the room 👀 magpi.es/MurphyRetireSp…

I’m actually crying, this retirement has hit me like no other! Murphy has been my fave player for a last few years now, he gave everything he had to our club & was very present every time he played. I completely understand the retirement, he seems a peace with it, but I’m so sad!

Countless acts of selflessness, fighting for tooth and nail.

Enjoy Nathan Murphy's career highlights, with many of his 279 one-percenters at the forefront 👀 magpi.es/MurphyCareerHi…

'It's been an amazing journey.' 🗣️

Premiership Defender Nathan Murphy speaks to the media alongside GM Football Brendon Bolton and Assistant Coach Jordan Roughead, following the 24-year-old's announcement that he is retiring from Football:

She was my first ever runner, winner & horse I got to see race in person!

RIP Defiant Diva 🤍

Aww Murph! 😭😭😭
Thank you + Congratulations 🖤🤍👏🏼

Nathan Murphy has called time on his AFL career, after seven seasons, 57 games, a premiership, and a lifetime of memories created in the black and white.

A friend to all, whose legacy will live forever at our Club 🖤🤍

Today I attended the funeral of my brother-in-laws father, he was with his wife for 52 years and their relationship started over a 50c bet on the local footy. And here’s me one more failed talking stage from joining a nunnery 😳😂

It’s very rare for me to barrack for the bombers but my brother-in-law lost his father yesterday and they’re mad bombers! For you Jack 🖤❤️

EXTENDED ✍️

NBL24 MVP candidate Chris Goulding will stay with Melbourne United until at least the end of NBL27 👀

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This is disappointing.

Looks like we still have a long way to go!

Let’s put this into perspective: If you were in a workplace and said that word to a colleague, you would be sacked.
3 week suspension at full pay? He got off very fucking lightly.
And we for some reason still have no openly gay men in the AFL for some ~unknown~ reason?

This.

It’s 2024 and unacceptable.

Does anyone else come to Melbourne & buy $50 worth the dumplings to take home or just me? 🤣🤤