Here it is: my 2024 manifesto to be Mayor of London. Can any other candidate beat this? Not a chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount #IchBinEinLondoner

Fucking hell. A (mainstream, popular) photography company offered parents the chance to buy a school photo that didn’t include the disabled children. It really is a reminder just how much some of the public believe disabled people should be wiped from society.

I understand the horror here but I can't help but feel that if you 'can't get your head around' this you have absolutely no idea what society is like for disabled people

Sheffield Steelers are the 2024 Challenge Cup Champions!!!

Here’s the final moment of the game and the celebrations!

Steelers 3-1 Guildford

Gemma Collins’ line read of ‘they’re not vile, otherwise they wouldn’t be in my hot tub’ regarding the trial of Jedward vs Louis Walsh will be somehow making it into the body of cmat album 3

well! this is just very interesting.

Kate Middleton

“were you photoshopped? or were you photoshopping?”

spent my lunch break today coming up with ways that the Kate Middleton story would turn out if it were being investigated by various fictional detectives

The Victoria and Albert museum is looking to recruit a Taylor Swift super-fan adviser

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Trans judge has quit because her existence risks 'politicising the judiciary'

'I am now political every time I choose where to pee”

Surely there must be an intervention. She should be judged on her ability as a judge, this is absurd

thetimes.co.uk/article/uks-on…

Still thinking about the blind panic in the eyes of the Natty Trust tourguide at the weekend as she reeled off the life of some departed grand dame + finished with 'and then she set up a school for - I don't know what the term is these days - girls who are not quite on the ball'

Dear East Midlands Railway (EMR) this train (Ldn - Sheffield) is disgraceful. Every seat taken, every standing space taken, scores sitting in mid train corridors so I guess 500 people on it and ONLY ONE WORKING TOILET at one end, so people must crawl over each 100s to reach it. It's…

Watercolour of Paddington riding it to Valhalla.

Delighted that my personal-v. personal!-project about the joys/wisdom of turning 40 has been published online The Guardian I took 40 portraits last year of people turning 40 and it genuinely changed my outlook. Thanks to everyone for sharing their stories❤️ theguardian.com/society/2024/f…

who hasn’t risked it all for a fuckboi with slightly greasy hair and bad grammar, who tells us everything we want to hear? We’ve all been Mollie at least once. She’s the people’s princess #TheTraitorsUK

I cannot get over the fact that Claudia is dressed as her own Fringe #TheTraitors

The fact every day they go “Harry I can’t believe you haven’t been murdered” and not one of them ever stop to think it’s BECAUSE HES A TRAITOR #TheTraitors

I’m not saying that I’m the Messiah, I’m simply telling you that tonight I managed to remove a TUMERIC stain from a WHITE jumper.

Healthy looking people can have orthotics on under their trousers.
Or a prosthetic limb.
Or a slipped disc.